So, after tossing around the previously discussed concepts
for some time, this is what I have to offer, without further rambling. We
have learned that a true universalist hero, or one who claims to aspire to
the aid and fulfillment of all of humanity, must aspire to tolerate the
views of the greatest number of people possible, must be capable of
compromise, and through that, respect.
Moreover, the prerequisite to doing this is the diminishing of ego...the
recommended way to do this is meditation, though self effacement is a good
practice too, or the two combined together. By doing this, the existence
and needs of others become more apparent, as the absorption into one's self
becomes less, allowing for greater outward focus. However, it is advised
that one don't completely disintegrate their ego...that way lies death and
the scattering of an individual consciousness across all time, infinity
(this is the goal of buddhic enlightenment, but is not very useful if one is
to be an avatar of compassion in this world). Of course, that really all
depends on whether you believe in that sort of thing, but that is what I
argue.
So, what examples are there of universalist heroes of the
past? Well, I'm going to take this down a somewhat spiritual path (please,
hold the rotten tomatoes and so forth...I haven't finished). Christ,
Krishna, Buddha...in activists, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, and Stephen
Colbert. All of these figures, with perhaps the exception of Krishna (if
you consider evil spirits to be alive), are nonviolent beings who helped set
humanity forward by demonstrating compassion, and using a number of teaching
devices...Of the majority of these folks, humor was undoubtedly a major tool
and a mark of their spiritual consciousness.
Everyone laughs, even the biggest a**hole. Truly evil people
are often people who have forgotten how to laugh sincerely, "from the belly"
as they say, but they are not beyond reach of a spiritually gifted comic.
Did Christ Laugh?
In my studies, I have determined that he couldn't have
been anything but a comedian in his delivery of parable after parable, using
humor as both an attention grabber and as a way of lifting people up from
the mire of their sullen existences with the healing power of laughter. Not
to say that there wasn't meaning to his parables...it is possible to have
deeper meaning, yet for something to be hillarious. The stories were there
to make people think, meditate, and throughout the process of consideration,
perpetuate their elevated spiritual state through state-dependence
(humor,demonstrated love story = laughter, recognition of love, thought,
perpetuation of original meaning in context). The Achilles heel of the New
Testament is that there is virtually no discussion on what emotional
techique was used by Christ, or exhibited by Christ...in a society like the
West that rates low in emotional intelligence, it is not surprising that few
have wondered whether Christ was a divine comedian among the other things he
is considered to be.
...Krishna?
In all studies of Krishna, it is well-known that the
avatar was a prankster, using humor to drive away darkness and exhibit his
love for humanity while bringing humanity together through one common
paradigm (well, at least India, though one could argue that all
manifestations of the compassionate avatar are really one, facets of the
same gem, that exists in all-time, and intersect each moment, maintaining
the potential to exist in a chronological slip-stream at any moment in
history, anywhere, in a symbolized form, even while it being possible for it
to be felt regardless of the absence of a tangible agent).
...Buddha?
The 'various' Buddhas were all regarded as having
senses of humor, though the one that is reputed to have the greatest is one
that has not yet existed: Maitreya, the Buddha of the Future. In
literature, Maitreya is purported to be a being that will come in humanity's
time of greatest need, and will draw all humanity together using love, and
laughter, or at least that's a common interpretation of what prophetic texts
exist regarding this figure.
Ghandi and the King:
Well, I am certain they laughed alot, but their use of humor
in stylistic form can be questioned, so until I have more evidence on that,
I will just note them for their nonviolent approach.
Stephen Colbert:
Ok, I'm not claiming the man is the Messiah or whatever, but
he is an activist and a social engineer, shall we say a prophet of the
future of love and compassion that we could have...it takes balls to stand
up mere feet away from the most warlike president, in front of some of the
most powerful warhawks in the country, and say what he did at the Press
Correspondant's Dinner. Whether he was right or wrong on each point
well...you're free to debate. Nevertheless, he radiates as a genuine caring
person, selfless in his willingness to jeopardize himself for a chance at a
peaceful and compassionate world. And, he definitely is a comedian, and was
even successful in getting Bush to laugh at some of his jokes despite the
otherwise smoldering looks the man gave him. Also, he is rated as one of
the top 100 most influential people in the world. Comedians are on the
rise...the true Messiah's coming is near? Alright, alright...nevermind that
for now.
The Universalist Comedian Hero Archetype:
The true, enduring engine of change in our world in
the future will be initiated nonviolently by the comedians of the world,
and, if one believes the greater compassionate religions of the world, will
be lead by an avatar of love and compassion who laughs and inspires laughter
in equal measures. Praise the comedian nearest you, and raise them up high,
and find the comedian in yourself...you will love yourself more if you take
yourself less seriously, and you will love your neighbor more if you can see
their flaws as comic absurdities that can be appreciated.
This Is the Treatise I Never Wrote So
Concisely Before:
And I, until I undergo greater spiritual refinement in the alchemy of
enlightenment, am Elijah, The Clown Prophet. Pleased to meet ya *wink*
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